I think scott just propositioned me for sex
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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