At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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