dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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