You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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