I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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