I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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