I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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