At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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