Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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