If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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