Hey man sorry I got all grabby
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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