The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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