My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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