I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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