Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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