Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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