So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
