Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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