How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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