Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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