i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just google imaged poop.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You've changed since you got that strap on
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize