i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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