what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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