I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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