Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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