SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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