so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You made out with two different species that night
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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