my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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