She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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