All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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