So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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