Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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