The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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