We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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