I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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