dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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