giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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