Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Duck Duck Cougar?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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