He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
where are you?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here