Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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