Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(646): View more from New York

My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay

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(831): View more from California

dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains

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(301): View more from Maryland

You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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(772): View more from Florida

bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls

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(415): View more from California

And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.

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(706): View more from Georgia

dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.

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(805): View more from California

I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?

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(305): View more from Florida

YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.

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