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• (847): View more from Illinois

  his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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• (631): View more from New York

  this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed

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• (415): View more from California

  i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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• (916): View more from California

  she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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• (954): View more from Florida

  When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.

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