A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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