I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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