Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
someone owes me an orgasm
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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