Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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