i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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