so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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