At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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