i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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