what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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