party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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