There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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