jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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