IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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