hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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