Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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