NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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