brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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