told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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