I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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