just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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