i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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