actually, I'm a sock model
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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