People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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